This game is a clunky, addictive mess. I love it. But before you start, you need to know which stats are useless, why your bots are idiots, and the only two upgrades you must get first.

Tired of giving Benson a flower and getting that dead-eyed stare? I sacrificed my sanity to figure out Little Rocket Lab's gift system. You're welcome.

Wube just announced their Switch 2 plans, and it's a mic drop: the next-gen technical upgrade is completely free. But they are bringing the massive Space Age expansion.