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ARK OF CHARON: WHERE RIMWORLD MEETS NOMADIC TOWER DEFENSE... IN SPACE!
Ark of Charon is about to take you on a wild ride through the cosmos! This early access gem is like if RimWorld and Oxygen Not Included had a baby, then sent it on an interstellar road trip with some tower defense sprinkled in for good measure.
KAKU: ANCIENT SEAL - WHERE ZELDA MEETS CAVEMAN CROSSFIT
Ever wondered what would happen if you tossed The Legend of Zelda into a blender with a prehistoric protein shake? Well, KAKU: ANCIENT SEAL is about to take you on a wild ride through the Stone Age!
SCHIM: When Shadow Puppetry Meets Existential Crisis
Ever wondered what it's like to be a soul lost in the urban jungle? No? Well, tough shit, because SCHIM is about to show you anyway.
INTO THE EMBERLANDS REVIEW: WHEN COZY MEETS ROGUELITE IN A WARM, FUZZY EMBRACE
Grab your favorite blanket and a mug of hot cocoa because Into the Emberlands is here to give you the warm and fuzzies while simultaneously making you question your life choices. This early access gem is like if Animal Crossing and Don't Starve had a baby, and that baby was raised by Bob Ross. But does it have the staying power to keep us coming back for more cozy catastrophes? Let's dive into this adorable apocalypse and find out!
COOKARD REVIEW: A RECIPE FOR CARPAL TUNNEL AND CHAOS
Strap in and grab your stress balls because Cookard is about to take you on a wild ride through the most anxiety-inducing kitchen this side of Gordon Ramsay's nightmares. This free-to-play card-based cooking sim is like if Stacklands and Overcooked had a lovechild, then fed it nothing but espresso shots and energy drinks. Let's dive into this culinary clusterfuck, shall we?
DREDGE - THE PALE REACH REVIEW: FISHING FOR COSMIC HORROR IN A WINTER WONDERLAND
grab your thermal underwear and a sturdy ice pick because we're diving back into the chilly waters of Dredge with its new DLC, The Pale Reach. Black Salt Games decided to give us a frosty follow-up to their surprise hit, and let me tell you, it's colder than a witch's tit out there. But does this icy expansion make waves, or is it just a frozen fish stick? Let's cast our line and see what bites.
Clothing Store Simulator Review: Fashionable Fun with Room for more
If you’ve ever wanted to run your own clothing store but feared the financial pitfall of the real deal, "Clothing Store Simulator" might just be your dream come true. This game lets you dive into the glamorous (and sometimes not-so-glamorous) world of fashion retail, offering a delightful blend of creativity and management. But does it make the cut, or is it just another fabric fad? Let’s find out.
First Dwarf Review: Dwarf Adventures That Crash and Burn
"First Dwarf," a game that should’ve been a dwarf’s wet dream but instead feels like a nightmare on replay. Imagine combining a dwarf, a mech, and a dragon companion. Sounds badass, right? Well, it should’ve been.
Baisu Review: A Haunted House Horror That Hits Hard
Plunging into the world of "Baisu" feels like stepping into a haunted carnival ride, one where every creak and groan of the wooden floor sends shivers down your spine. Triple Duck Studio's latest indie horror offering might not be perfect, but damn, does it know how to mess with your head in all the right ways.
Drug Dealer Simulator 2 REVIEW: A High with Some Lows
Diving into "Drug Dealer Simulator 2" feels like stepping into a chaotic, yet promising sequel that hits some highs but also stumbles along the way. For fans of the original, there's a lot to appreciate, even if it isn't the smoothest ride.
Republic of Pirates Review: When Pirate Glory Meets Resource Hell
Welcome to "Republic of Pirates," where your dreams of becoming a legendary pirate captain quickly turn into a bureaucratic nightmare. This game is like taking "Anno" and slapping a pirate hat on it, but instead of fun and adventure, you get the soul-crushing reality of resource management hell.
Night of the Dead REVIEW: Zombie Apocalypse Meets DIY Home Improvement
Imagine if Home Alone and The Walking Dead had a baby, and that baby was raised by a bunch of ex-Minecraft addicts. That's "Night of the Dead" in a nutshell. It's a game where the main pastime is setting up elaborate death traps for zombies while trying not to lose your mind or your life. Spoiler alert: you might lose both.
This Grand Life 2 review: Managing Multiple Lives or Just Spreadsheets?
Alright folks, let's talk about "This Grand Life 2," the game that's basically a love letter to Excel spreadsheets but with a bit more flair. If you enjoyed the first game, get ready because this sequel kicks things up a notch by letting you manage multiple characters simultaneously. Developed by some number-crunching geniuses, this game is all about balancing stats, managing resources, and trying not to lose your mind. Let’s see if it’s worth diving into this grand simulation of life—or if it’s just another data-driven headache.
Whispering Lane: Horror REVIEW - A Spooky Stroll Down Bug-Infested Memory Lane
let's talk about "Whispering Lane: Horror." This game takes you on a creepy journey through an abandoned house, promising a blend of mystery and jump scares. Developed by the one-man band at Airem, it’s got ambition and atmosphere, but let’s see if it delivers more than just a bunch of bugs and bewilderment.
Pet Shop Simulator REVIEW: The Joys and pains of Animal Retail
If you’ve ever dreamed of running your own pet store, this game might just be your ticket to pet paradise—or a one-way trip to frustration-ville. Developed by the ambitious team at Games Incubator, this game promises to let you manage a bustling pet shop, but it’s got more fleas than a neglected mutt. Let’s see if this shop is worth your time or if it’s just another animal misadventure.
My Horse: Bonded Spirits REVIEW- When Equestrian Dreams Turn into Digital Nightmares
If you've been searching for the ultimate horse game, keep searching, because this one is like a hay bale of disappointment wrapped in some pretty graphics and half-baked mechanics. Developed by the hopeful but seemingly confused team at Games Incubator, this game promises the joy of bonding with your horse but delivers frustration at every turn. Let’s dive into this paddock of chaos and see what’s really going on.
Chernobyl Liquidators review: A Chaotic Stroll Through the Radioactive Playground
We’re diving headfirst into the radioactive rollercoaster that is Chernobyl Liquidators. This game promises the thrill of the meltdown without the lifetime of medical bills. But does it deliver on its nuclear promises or does it fizzle out like a defective Geiger counter? Spoiler alert: It’s a bit of both.
The Stairway 7 Review: A Never-Ending Climb into Unsettling Madness
We're diving headfirst into The Stairway 7, the newest heart attack inducer from Steelkrill Studio. If you’re into shitting your pants while clinging to your controller like it’s your last lifeline, then you’re in for a treat. Picture this: a horror game that’s basically a never-ending climb up a staircase from hell, where every step could be your last and every floor is a ticket to Crazy Town. Ready? Let’s go!
Madhouse Madness: Streamer's Fate Review: A Streamer's Nightmare
If you’ve ever thought, "Hey, wouldn't it be fun to livestream my nervous breakdown?" then this game is your jam. Developed by the slightly twisted minds at Hurrycat Studios, this game mixes survival horror with the thrill of livestreaming, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride straight into insanity. Let’s see if this madhouse is worth checking into.
Len's Island Review: A Gorgeous and Engaging Survival Adventure
Ready to dive into a world where you can build, farm, and kick some serious monster ass? Welcome to Len's Island. Developed by Flow Studio, this early access gem is a mashup of base building, farming, exploration, and dungeon crawling, all wrapped in one hell of a beautiful package. Let's get into the nitty-gritty of what makes Len's Island an absolute must-play.