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Forever Skies Review: Subnautica's Floaty Cousin with Commitment Issues
Ah, Forever Skies, the game that answers the age-old question: "What if Subnautica had a baby with a blimp?" Well, we're about to take a wild ride through the skies of a post-apocalyptic Earth that's more toxic than your ex's Twitter feed.
COPYCAT REVIEW: A FELINE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER THAT'LL LEAVE YOU FURBALLED
Well, well, well, cat lovers and masochists alike, gather 'round for a tale of whiskers, woe, and what-the-actual-fuck. Copycat, the game that promises to let you live out your feline fantasies, is here to remind you why some dreams should stay in the litter box.
SLIME RANCHER 2 REVIEW: MORE WIGGLY GOODNESS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A VACPACK AT
Ah, Slime Rancher 2 - the game that answers the age-old question: "What if Jell-O was sentient and fucking adorable?" Monomi Park's sequel to their smash hit is here to once again make you question your life choices as you spend hours cooing over digital goo-balls.
ARA: HISTORY UNTOLD - WHEN 4X STRATEGY SNORTS A LINE OF PURE ECONOMICS
Ara: History Untold - the game that answers the age-old question: "What if Civilization and Anno had a love child raised by an economist with ADHD?" This 4X strategy game tries to reinvent the wheel, and sometimes it rolls, sometimes it's square, and sometimes it fucking levitates. #GiftedbyXbox
FROSTPUNK 2: WHERE SURVIVAL MEETS SPREADSHEETS AND FROZEN BUREAUCRACY
Frostpunk 2 promises to evolve its predecessor's intimate survival sim into a grand political clusterfuck. But much like trying to govern a city of frostbitten malcontents, the results are as messy as they are divisive.
BACKROOMS: ESCAPE TOGETHER - WHEN LIMINAL SPACES MEET UNREAL ENGINE 5
Welcome to the Backrooms, where the wallpaper is yellower than a chain smoker's teeth and the carpet smells like your grandma's attic on steroids. Backrooms: Escape Together is the latest entry in the ever-expanding "get lost in creepy-ass empty spaces" genre, and it's here to answer the age-old question: What if we made a horror game, but made it really fucking pretty?
SUCKER FOR LOVE: DATE TO DIE FOR - ELDRITCH HORNINESS MEETS HORROR
Akabaka's back with another cosmic fuck-fest, and this time they've cranked the Lovecraftian horror up to eleven. "Sucker for Love: Date to Die For" is less about awkward dates with tentacle monsters and more about running for your goddamn life while trying not to summon the end of the world.
MIKA AND THE WITCH'S MOUNTAIN REVIEW - DELIVERING PACKAGES AND STEALING HEARTS
Forget everything you thought you knew about magical delivery services. Mika and the Witch's Mountain drop-kicks those notions into the stratosphere with the force of a caffeinated dragon. It's as if someone took Kiki's Delivery Service, strapped it to a rocket, and blasted it through a rainbow made of pure adrenaline. This game snorts pixie dust for breakfast and washes it down with a gallon of liquid chaos, creating a concoction of whimsy and insanity that'll leave you higher than a witch's hat on Halloween.
JUST CROW THINGS REVIEW - FEATHERED MAYHEM MEETS AVIAN ADHD
Just Crow Things swoops into the indie game scene like a caffeinated corvid on a mission, bringing more chaos than a flock of seagulls at a beachside picnic. This feathered fever dream from the twisted minds behind Rain on Your Parade proves once again that sometimes, the best way to make a game is to take a simple concept, inject it with pure madness, and let it loose on an unsuspecting world.
ENDZONE 2 REVIEW - WHEN ANNO MEETS MAD MAX
Endzone 2 crash lands into the Early Access wasteland like a drunken courier with a package marked "Handle With Care." This sequel to the original post-apocalyptic city builder cranks everything up to 11, throwing in enough new features to make your radiation-addled brain melt faster than Chernobyl's reactor core.
GALAXY BURGER REVIEW - SLINGING SPACE SLOP ACROSS THE COSMOS
Galaxy Burger flings you into the greasiest corners of the universe, arming you with nothing but a spatula and a dream. This pixel-art fever dream of a cooking sim serves up a heaping helping of nostalgia, drizzled with enough alien weirdness to make you question the sanity of intergalactic health inspectors.
SHAPEZ 2 review - THE FACTORY MUST GROW (AND TWIST, AND TURN, AND...)
Shapez 2 is about to take you on a wild ride through the candy-colored hallways of automation heaven. This sequel cranks everything up to 11, transforming the 2D puzzler into a 3D mindfuck that'll have you questioning reality.
STARGROUND review - FACTORIO'S BASTARD CHILD WITH A ROGUELITE FETISH
Starground crash lands into the early access scene like a drunken space trucker, promising a mash-up of automation and dungeon crawling that nobody asked for but everyone secretly wanted. This unholy union of genres manages to be both addictive and frustrating, much like that ex you keep drunk-dialing at 2 AM.
AMBER ALERT REVIEW - BODYCAM HORROR MEETS DUMPSTER FIRE
Amber Alert lures you in with promises of intense bodycam horror, then proceeds to shit the bed harder than a drunk frat boy after taco night. Strap in, because this indie "horror" game is about to take you on a ride bumpier than a shopping cart with square wheels.
TAVERN MANAGER SIMULATOR review - WHERE MEDIEVAL MEETS MEDIOCRE
Tavern Manager Simulator stumbles into the gaming scene like a drunk patron at last call, promising a delightful blend of medieval charm and business management, but delivering an experience as watered-down as the ale you'll be serving. Strap on your apron and prepare for a journey into the world of tavern keeping that's about as exciting as watching mead ferment.
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S: INTO THE PIT - WHERE PIXEL ART MEETS NIGHTMARE FUEL
Five Nights at Freddy's: Into the Pit crawls out of the ball pit of your childhood nightmares, serving up a pixelated platter of nostalgia, dread, and enough jump scares to make your grandma spill her tea. Mega Cat Studios has taken the FNAF formula, dragged it kicking and screaming into the 16-bit era, and somehow made it even more terrifying.
RATTEN REICH: WHEN WORLD WAR II MEETS ANIMAL FARM ON ACID
Ratten Reich stumbles onto the RTS scene like a drunken rat in a minefield, promising a bizarre alternate history where anthropomorphic animals duke it out in World War II-style combat. It's as if George Orwell and Saving Private Ryan had a love child, then dropped it on its head. Repeatedly.
UBOAT review: WHEN DAS BOOT MEETS SPREADSHEETS
UBOAT dives deep into the treacherous waters of World War II submarine simulation, offering an experience that's as immersive as it is complex. This isn't just another war game – it's a full-blown submarine life simulator that will have you questioning if you've accidentally signed up for a naval academy course. (I hope we are atleast on the winning side)
RETAIL COMPANY SIMULATOR: PROFIT MARGINS AND PANIC ATTACKS
Ever dreamed of running your own clothing empire without the hassle of actual retail work? Retail Company Simulator is here to scratch that itch, offering a surprisingly addictive dive into the world of fashion entrepreneurship. It's like Supermarket Simulator's trendy cousin who spent a semester abroad and came back with a taste for haute couture.
BOOK OF HOURS: WHERE OCCULT MEETS SPREADSHEETS IN A COZY LIBRARY
Welcome, aspiring librarians and occult enthusiasts, to Book of Hours - a game that answers the age-old question, "What if Dewey Decimal had a love child with H.P. Lovecraft?" Strap in for a journey that's part library management, part eldritch horror, and 100% spreadsheet fodder.