Ever wondered what would happen if you tossed The Legend of Zelda into a blender with a prehistoric protein shake? Well, KAKU: ANCIENT SEAL is about to take you on a wild ride through the Stone Age!

Ever wondered what it's like to be a soul lost in the urban jungle? No? Well, tough shit, because SCHIM is about to show you anyway.

Grab your tinfoil hats and strap in because Blizzard just pulled a move so unexpected, it's like your grandma suddenly decided to become a professional skateboarder. That's right, they're tossing out PC Game Pass trial codes like they're Oprah on a generous day. But what's the catch? Is this just Blizzard being nice, or are they setting us up for the gaming equivalent of a Rick Roll?

Grab your favorite blanket and a mug of hot cocoa because Into the Emberlands is here to give you the warm and fuzzies while simultaneously making you question your life choices. This early access gem is like if Animal Crossing and Don't Starve had a baby, and that baby was raised by Bob Ross. But does it have the staying power to keep us coming back for more cozy catastrophes? Let's dive into this adorable apocalypse and find out!

Synergy is here to make city building sexy again. This early access gem is like if Moebius and SimCity had a lovechild, then raised it on a strict diet of environmental awareness and chill vibes. But does it have the gameplay chops to match its drop-dead gorgeous looks? Let's dive into this terraforming wonderland and find out!

Strap in and grab your stress balls because Cookard is about to take you on a wild ride through the most anxiety-inducing kitchen this side of Gordon Ramsay's nightmares. This free-to-play card-based cooking sim is like if Stacklands and Overcooked had a lovechild, then fed it nothing but espresso shots and energy drinks. Let's dive into this culinary clusterfuck, shall we?

grab your thermal underwear and a sturdy ice pick because we're diving back into the chilly waters of Dredge with its new DLC, The Pale Reach. Black Salt Games decided to give us a frosty follow-up to their surprise hit, and let me tell you, it's colder than a witch's tit out there. But does this icy expansion make waves, or is it just a frozen fish stick? Let's cast our line and see what bites.

Remember when COVID hit and we all thought the world was ending? Well, for a hot minute there, it seemed like gaming conventions were about to go the way of the dodo. E3? Dead as disco. PAX? On life support. But Gamescom? This crafty bastard pulled a miracle out of its ass and not only survived but came out swinging. Let's break down how this German gaming extravaganza became the cockroach of the convention world – and I mean that in the best possible way.

If you’ve ever wanted to run your own clothing store but feared the financial pitfall of the real deal, "Clothing Store Simulator" might just be your dream come true. This game lets you dive into the glamorous (and sometimes not-so-glamorous) world of fashion retail, offering a delightful blend of creativity and management. But does it make the cut, or is it just another fabric fad? Let’s find out.

"First Dwarf," a game that should’ve been a dwarf’s wet dream but instead feels like a nightmare on replay. Imagine combining a dwarf, a mech, and a dragon companion. Sounds badass, right? Well, it should’ve been.

Plunging into the world of "Baisu" feels like stepping into a haunted carnival ride, one where every creak and groan of the wooden floor sends shivers down your spine. Triple Duck Studio's latest indie horror offering might not be perfect, but damn, does it know how to mess with your head in all the right ways.

Diving into "Drug Dealer Simulator 2" feels like stepping into a chaotic, yet promising sequel that hits some highs but also stumbles along the way. For fans of the original, there's a lot to appreciate, even if it isn't the smoothest ride.

Welcome to "Republic of Pirates," where your dreams of becoming a legendary pirate captain quickly turn into a bureaucratic nightmare. This game is like taking "Anno" and slapping a pirate hat on it, but instead of fun and adventure, you get the soul-crushing reality of resource management hell.

Imagine if Home Alone and The Walking Dead had a baby, and that baby was raised by a bunch of ex-Minecraft addicts. That's "Night of the Dead" in a nutshell. It's a game where the main pastime is setting up elaborate death traps for zombies while trying not to lose your mind or your life. Spoiler alert: you might lose both.

Alright folks, let's talk about "This Grand Life 2," the game that's basically a love letter to Excel spreadsheets but with a bit more flair. If you enjoyed the first game, get ready because this sequel kicks things up a notch by letting you manage multiple characters simultaneously. Developed by some number-crunching geniuses, this game is all about balancing stats, managing resources, and trying not to lose your mind. Let’s see if it’s worth diving into this grand simulation of life—or if it’s just another data-driven headache.

let's talk about "Whispering Lane: Horror." This game takes you on a creepy journey through an abandoned house, promising a blend of mystery and jump scares. Developed by the one-man band at Airem, it’s got ambition and atmosphere, but let’s see if it delivers more than just a bunch of bugs and bewilderment.

If you’ve ever dreamed of running your own pet store, this game might just be your ticket to pet paradise—or a one-way trip to frustration-ville. Developed by the ambitious team at Games Incubator, this game promises to let you manage a bustling pet shop, but it’s got more fleas than a neglected mutt. Let’s see if this shop is worth your time or if it’s just another animal misadventure.

If you've been searching for the ultimate horse game, keep searching, because this one is like a hay bale of disappointment wrapped in some pretty graphics and half-baked mechanics. Developed by the hopeful but seemingly confused team at Games Incubator, this game promises the joy of bonding with your horse but delivers frustration at every turn. Let’s dive into this paddock of chaos and see what’s really going on.

We’re diving headfirst into the radioactive rollercoaster that is Chernobyl Liquidators. This game promises the thrill of the meltdown without the lifetime of medical bills. But does it deliver on its nuclear promises or does it fizzle out like a defective Geiger counter? Spoiler alert: It’s a bit of both.

We're diving headfirst into The Stairway 7, the newest heart attack inducer from Steelkrill Studio. If you’re into shitting your pants while clinging to your controller like it’s your last lifeline, then you’re in for a treat. Picture this: a horror game that’s basically a never-ending climb up a staircase from hell, where every step could be your last and every floor is a ticket to Crazy Town. Ready? Let’s go!